Name's Al. You can address me as the Dream Killer (courtesy of hodgepodgeofablog) I cry a lot over tv shows and I laugh at the pain of others. Especially my friends. I'm figuring out gender stuff and training to be a firefighter.


 ”Oh, you are such a freak.”

"There are worse things to be."

  #don't talk to me    #vampires plus gay? of course i'm into this    #also carmilla beating on dudebro makes me happy    #carmilla  


Imagine Harry and Ginny a few months into their marriage and they’re so happy and in love and then one day they go shopping for food and household items and Harry just casually grabs certain items before Ginny hisses at him to "Check the prices, Harry, God! That bed set is far too expensive, we’re not going to have anything left to get the food with!" And Harry starts to laugh and say "We don’t have to worry about -" and then he stops and he and Ginny look at each other. And Harry realizes that she’s grown up having to measure out all her money and decide what she can and cannot have for a certain week or month or year. And Ginny realizes that she is actually no longer obligated to worry about money ever again. 

Imagine Harry and Ginny eating dinner together and Ginny’s telling him about certain meals her mum made and teasing him about how he wolfs everything down and "Honestly Harry, you’re worse than Ron!" and Harry retorts laughingly "well old habits die hard, I had to fight Dudley for meals all the time, you at least knew you were going to eat every day!" And Ginny’s grin starts to fade and she asks "You…you didn’t get to eat everyday?" And Harry realizes what he said and he changes the subject quickly and Ginny looks at the plates in front of him and resists the urge to pile on some more potatoes. And the next day Vernon Dursley’s car is egged. 

Imagine Harry and Ginny both suffering from night terrors and PTSD and agreeing that maybe going to that therapist Hermione recommended isn’t such a bad idea, and that’s how Thursday night became Therapy Night when they go out to dinner or to the pub after each session and agree that  they need to talk to some Healers about introducing these sessions since therapy is still widely seen as muggle nonsense in the wizarding world.

And Ginny murmurs over her fire whiskey that sometimes she can still hear Tom Riddle murmuring in her ear, and Harry whispers that he dreams about running after his mother and father and Sirius and Remus as they disappear behind the Veil in the Department of Mysteries and he doesn’t know if he wakes from terror or regret about not making it through. And they go back home and hold each other closer that night and both wake up with raging hangovers. 

  #oh my god    #yes all of this    #harry x ginny    #Harry Potter    #ginny weasley  
  #all of their faces    #especially    #tiny gay laura    #very gay laf    #carmilla  


Favorite thing of the night: 

- when I entered “Tiny G…” the tag system recognized TINY GAY LAURA. 


#Tiny Gay Laura

#Very Tall Gay Danny

#Sullen Hipster Gay Carm 

#Only Gay For Laf Perry 

#Very Gay Laf

  #i'm good with these    #especially    #tiny gay laura    #because yes    #carmilla  



Buffy the Vampire Slayer - First and Last lines

- requested by Anon

  #wow    #i was not anticipating how sad this would make me    #btvs    #tara no  



Imagine your OTP stuck in an elevator after they’ve had a fight. 

  #dude we do not need more tension in assassin!Layth AU    #we're putting this in a different one    #layth and laura  
employer: so what's your motivation to get a job
me: i need money to buy my stupid anime shit
  #hahahaha    #about me    #ducky this is making me think of the refuse corps  


Kristen Bell and Idina Menzel (the voices of Anna and Elsa) talking about how they can relate to Anna and Elsa respectively. 

requested by: anonymous

  #yeah    #frozen    #kristen bell    #idina menzel  



  #*yells loudly*    #i'm so happy for them!    #neil x david  

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

  #christ    #they are actually the cutest    #someone stop them    #NPH    #david burtka    #neil x david