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Dilazzarus
Name's Al. You can address me as the Dream Killer (courtesy of hodgepodgeofablog) I cry a lot over tv shows and I laugh at the pain of others. Especially my friends. I'm figuring out gender stuff and training to be a firefighter.
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Packing is so stressful. Do I need this? Do I need that? I know I will wear all of my clothes at least twice but what if I spill something on that shirt?  Do I have enough books for the airplane? Should I even bother bringing some of this stuff?

I hate it.

And on that note, I’m leaving in a couple days so if anyone texts/calls me after that, don’t expect to hear from me for a bit.

  #personal    #gah i'm so excited but also really nervous    #and anxious    #and paranoid    #mostly excited though    #london trip  

berkyjerky:

"you’re only asexual because you’re too ugly to get laid" sorry i don’t talk to boxes of uncooked stroganoff

  #excuse me    #i have a fair amount of evidence that contradicts this    #one of my friend's roommates thought i was cute enough to sleep with and she never even met me    #yes i turned into an awkward potato when i found out    #anyway    #asexual  
stormborns:

georgiocloonio:

Being Human OTPs

Annie x Mitchell
Mitchell: “You were the love of my long life.”Annie: “And you were the love of mine.”


 #He did it all for her #personal torture chamber in purgatory? no probs. turning myself in? ok. no more killing? fine. #have george kill me so i don’t kill again? YOU ARE THE ONLY WOMAN I’VE EVER TRULY LOVED AND YOU’RE MY SOULMATE FOREVAH SO I’LL DO IT. #jesus fucking christ on a goddamn hot buttery biscuit #mitchell and his love for fucking annie

stormborns:

georgiocloonio:

Being Human OTPs

Annie x Mitchell

Mitchell: “You were the love of my long life.”
Annie
: “And you were the love of mine.”

#He did it all for her #personal torture chamber in purgatory? no probs. turning myself in? ok. no more killing? fine. #have george kill me so i don’t kill again? YOU ARE THE ONLY WOMAN I’VE EVER TRULY LOVED AND YOU’RE MY SOULMATE FOREVAH SO I’LL DO IT. #jesus fucking christ on a goddamn hot buttery biscuit #mitchell and his love for fucking annie

  #why do you hurt me like this    #christ    #any ship that has aiden turner in it is probably going to hurt    #being human    #mitchell x annie  
just-raowolf:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of a London criminal.
First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from Booths. “We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda’s website right now." His face froze.
“A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that’s where… The Lower Classes shop.”
This was a good start.
We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. “Toast," he said.
“Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemeal—”
“Warburton’s thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil.”
“You WHAT?" I choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?”
He frowned. “Who doesn’t?”
“Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?”
He gaped at me. “The children? We have children?”
We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our sandwiches. We even sorted out the children’s lunch - they, of course, would get free school meals. “Yes," he agreed; "if we can’t even afford Bertolli then they can get school meals on the government.”
He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said. "Can’t have ham. I’m vegetarian.”
“But I’m not.”
“Yes, but we’re married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be vege—”
“We’re married!?”
“Of course we’re married! You’re devout Christian - how do you think I convinced you to have children?”
He shook his head, frowning. “Well I want ham. You’ll have to put back the washing powder - I need ham on my sandwiches.”
We continued. Finally, it was dinner. “Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard; "for dinner, we can have… Chicken nuggets and… Beans?”
“Vegetarian.”
“Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.”
“We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet.”
“You and your children!" he yelled, and the whole class looked around.
“They’re your children too!" I screamed back.
He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. “I don’t believe it - I don’t believe you! I wouldn’t have your children!”
“Please," I cried, standing up also. "Don’t—”
“I want a divorce!”
And he walked out of the classroom.
The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he had vanished. “I’m sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn’t do it any more. There were just too many differences - I can’t live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget.”
I can’t wait to see this guy when he gets to university.

just-raowolf:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of a London criminal.

First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from Booths. “We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda’s website right now." His face froze.

A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that’s where… The Lower Classes shop.

This was a good start.

We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. “Toast," he said.

Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemeal—

Warburton’s thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil.

You WHAT?" I choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?

He frowned. “Who doesn’t?

Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?

He gaped at me. “The children? We have children?

We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our sandwiches. We even sorted out the children’s lunch - they, of course, would get free school meals. “Yes," he agreed; "if we can’t even afford Bertolli then they can get school meals on the government.

He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said. "Can’t have ham. I’m vegetarian.

But I’m not.

Yes, but we’re married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be vege—

We’re married!?

Of course we’re married! You’re devout Christian - how do you think I convinced you to have children?

He shook his head, frowning. “Well I want ham. You’ll have to put back the washing powder - I need ham on my sandwiches.

We continued. Finally, it was dinner. “Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard; "for dinner, we can have… Chicken nuggets and… Beans?

Vegetarian.

Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.

We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet.

You and your children!" he yelled, and the whole class looked around.

They’re your children too!" I screamed back.

He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. “I don’t believe it - I don’t believe you! I wouldn’t have your children!

Please," I cried, standing up also. "Don’t—

I want a divorce!

And he walked out of the classroom.

The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he had vanished. “I’m sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn’t do it any more. There were just too many differences - I can’t live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget.

I can’t wait to see this guy when he gets to university.

  #wow ok    #that was entertaining    #tumblr stories  

sellotape:

Monday Warehouse 13 panel at Dragoncon.

Question: if the show continued, what would you have wanted to happen next?

:)

  #EDDIE    #GOD BLESS YOU SIR    #SALUTE THE CAPTAINS    #eddie might as well be an honorary captain of the ship    #bering and wells    #video    #Eddie McClintock    #joanne kelly    #Warehouse 13  
vellefar:

by silvis

vellefar:

by silvis

  #yumikuri    #reibert    #adorable dumbbutts    #snk    #ymir    #krista lenz    #reiner braun    #bertholdt hoover  
jazzie560s-art:

Soul and Maka caught in a closet at some sort of formal event at the DWMA HAHAHAHA

jazzie560s-art:

Soul and Maka caught in a closet at some sort of formal event at the DWMA HAHAHAHA

  #oh my god i'm almost crying i'm laughing so hard    #NICE TRY MAKA    #maka albarn    #soul evans    #soul x maka    #soul eater  

radgoku:

please be stoked for your friends when they’ve accomplished something that they worked really hard at even if it’s the most boring ass thing your eyeballs have ever witnessed please please please for their sake just pretend to be excited

x

  #my love    #officer slamsin    #bo dennis    #tamsin    #lost girl  
lost girl s5 promo (x)
  #GOODBYE EVERYONE    #BLESS    #officer slamsin    #lost girl